implausible-scenarios Stories - Voodoo Five
Introducing the DoJo-Go-Pro-O-Meter
USF fans are already working themselves up into a lather about whether or not Dominique Jones will go into the NBA Draft. And in the absence of solid information, many are believing whatever they want to believe, even going to Steve Duemig-like "you don't know what I know" lengths with what is...
Let's Just Do The Last Four In Lottery Style
As many of you have figured out, there isn't a whole lot of difference between any of the bubble teams this year. None of them stand out, but none of them are easy to dismiss, either. That's how you can have just about every bracketologist with seven Big East teams as locks into the field of 65,...
Can the Florida Four Be Revived? No, Probably Not.
Scott Carter of the Tribune wrote about the upcoming baseball Florida Four at Steinbrenner Field on Tuesday. USF will play Miami, followed by Florida and Florida State. It should draw a huge crowd by college baseball standards and it gives everyone some good non-conference competition. So Scott was...
Big Announcement
Big things are happening over here at Voodoo 5. Currently we are in the process of getting everything set up at SB Nation and hopefully we will go live over there in the next week or so. SBN has some great blogs over there like EDSBS, Troy Nunes Is an Absolute Magician, Black Heart...
A Dana Kirk Story That Destroys the Irony Scale
Dana Kirk, who died on Monday, coached Memphis basketball in the 1980s and took them to the 1985 Final Four. He also, according to his Wikipedia page: Graduated six players in seven years. Scalped tickets to games. Laundered money from boosters to give to players. Took kickbacks from tournament...
Jason Pierre-Paul and the NFL Draft Hype Machine
Jason Pierre-Paul's coming-out party was held in Tallahassee last September. He and the rest of the Bulls' defensive line tormented Christian Ponder and the Florida State offensive line in a 17-7 win at Doak. In his only season of DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL (copyright Dan Hawkins), he ended up with 45...
This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
And you may find yourself… at .500 in the Big East. And you may find yourself… winning five out of six. And you may find yourself… beating the #7 team in the country on the road. And you may find yourself… an honest-to-God threat to make the NCAA tournament. And you may ask yourself… how...




