(DISCLAIMER: Enjoy responsibly. 21 means 21. Don't drink and drive.)

Dear Cincinnati:

We chose this cocktail in honor of you, your great success in the sport of basketball, and your rock-solid credentials for an NCAA Tournament at-large bid this season. We hope you like it.

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PRESBYTERIAN

4 Parts Rye Whiskey
3 Parts Ginger Ale
3 Parts Soda Water
1 Twist Lemon

Fill a chilled highball glass with ice cubes. Add all ingredients to glass. Somehow blow a 7-point lead with 93 seconds left to play against a freakin' Big South team. Garnish with lemon.

From absolutdrinks,com