(DISCLAIMER: Enjoy responsibly. 21 means 21. Don't drink and drive.)

Before the first game between the Bulls and Friars, Ken discovered this thing called "coffee milk," which apparently you can only get in Rhode Island. I asked, well why not use something with coffee in it, and he reminded me that USF and Providence would play each other again, and so here we are.

For a normal game, this is the part where I would point out the game being played in the Dunkin' Donuts Center, and I would tell you about how I am donut agnostic, and I would recommend something really easy like Irish coffee, and suggest pairing it up with some Munchkins or some glazed Krispy Kreme donuts.

But not this time. Since USF is visiting the Big East's hometown a few days after getting a gigantic shaft from the Providence Mafia, guess who this drink is dedicated to?

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FAT BASTARD

2 oz vodka
2 oz Godiva white chocolate liqueur
2 oz 2% (semi-skimmed) milk

Combine in glass over ice (first vodka, then Godiva, then milk). Stir thoroughly, and serve. Repeat as necessary until the curses and epithets begin flowing free and easy.

(Recipe courtesy of DrinksMixer.com.)