Sometimes, USF, you make our jobs around here a little too easy. I feel like we're playing Scrabble with 5-year-olds. How freaking oblivious to everything that's happening around you can you be??
For all the ensuing comedy from this high honor given by the mayor of Temple Terrace, check the #SkipHoltzDay tag on Twitter. So far, I vote @ESmith311 the winner for this one:
"Temple Terrace Mayor extends #SkipHoltzDay to a week and signs new contract giving himself same meal comps as coach at local restaurants."