Protect Your Unit Game - Week 2 Results


DISCLAIMER: This contest is for entertainment purposes only. No actual wagers are being made. Especially not by me.

I haven't had a whole lot of time to write posts lately, and that includes the usual Protect Your Unit material. To make amends, I figure there are two options.

OPTION #1: Write a gigantic 1700-word blowout with in-depth analysis of where everyone stands so far and lots of clever jokes.

OPTION #2: Just post the Excel file with all the scores and move on.

I chose Option #2.

One note before I post the scores. We use Sportsbook.com for all of our lines and odds, and their rules state a football game must have completed at least 55 out of 60 minutes to pay out on wagers. Back in Week 1, the Western Michigan-Michigan and the Marshall-West Virginia games both came up short of that mark. So any fake bets on those games were canceled and paid back. That's reflected in the scores below.

As for the idiot in last place, those responsible have been sacked.

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