DISCLAIMER: This contest is for entertainment purposes only. No actual wagers are being made. Especially not by me.

I haven't had a whole lot of time to write posts lately, and that includes the usual Protect Your Unit material. To make amends, I figure there are two options.

OPTION #1: Write a gigantic 1700-word blowout with in-depth analysis of where everyone stands so far and lots of clever jokes.

OPTION #2: Just post the Excel file with all the scores and move on.

I chose Option #2.

One note before I post the scores. We use Sportsbook.com for all of our lines and odds, and their rules state a football game must have completed at least 55 out of 60 minutes to pay out on wagers. Back in Week 1, the Western Michigan-Michigan and the Marshall-West Virginia games both came up short of that mark. So any fake bets on those games were canceled and paid back. That's reflected in the scores below.

• Kevin Meacham, The UConn Blog - $1,208.18
• WVUIE97, The Smoking Musket - $1,124.99
• Chris Lane, The Nova Blog - $1,115.00
• Scott, Bearcats Blog - $1,053.17
• Sean Keeley, Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician - $1,040.90
• Chas Rich, Pitt Blather - $1,038.63
• Mengus22, Big East Coast Bias - $1,035.45
• Hoya Suxa - $994.32
• Toro Grande, Voodoo Five - $923.64
• Ken DeCelles, Voodoo Five - $865.55
• GarySJ, Voodoo Five - $863.18
• Andrew Porter, The UConn Blog - $838.64
• Casual Hoya - $775.00
• Voodoo 5 - $724.55

As for the idiot in last place, those responsible have been sacked.