If you're not following former Bull Carlton Mitchell on Twitter, @C_Mitch18, you're missing the best guy on Twitter. At least ESPN's Paul Kuharsky thinks so:

@C_Mitch18 -- An incredible, standard-setting two weeks and an easy choice. "I'm changing my Facebook name to 'NOBODY' so that.. Anytime i see any boring status.. I will 'LIKE' it.. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'" Brilliant! "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey #ProblemSolved" Very funny. "I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake." Pork nuggets? Check the timeline, it's gold.

And that doesn't even mention the rather hilarious pic he had up during the beginning of the lockout holding a cardboard sign saying "Will Play Wide Out For Food." We always knew Chill had talent while at USF, we just didn't know it extended off the field as well. I've been a follower since he made a post about how simple it is to distinguish there, they're, and their. Any wide receiver that hates bad grammar as much as I do will get insta-snap followed any day. Congrats to Carlton, and let's hope he continues to distinguish between DM and regular messages unlike a certain Congressman from New York.

And if you're looking for more genius on Twitter, you better be on @USFCollin, @usfvoodoo5, @SBNVoodooFive, and @GarySJNE. Those guys are hilarious as well. Especially the first one. But his best characteristic is indeed his modesty.