Please Excuse Our Lack Of UCF Panic

If you're a UCF fan and you've come here looking for your morning dose of schadenfreude (possibly on some crazy Mike Bianchi-fueled bender, and no we never link to any of his garbage)... well, you've come to the wrong place. We've been prepared for this for almost a year.

I'm going to do a full revision to our old position paper in a day or so, now that completely ignoring you is impractical. But here are the highlights:

  • This is a USF blog. We're going to talk about things that happen at USF and that affect USF. That's not changing at all. Sometimes that involves you, but most of the time it doesn't.
  • The Big East sucks for reasons that have very little to do with the fact that UCF in it now. Actually, on the whole you guys made it slightly better, or at least more interesting.
  • We haven't had this problem very much, but trolls of all persuasions will be dealt with using extreme prejudice. This is not a message board. And when you get banned, you stay banned. Remember what the membership agreement said when you signed up for this blog: "Don't say anything you're not prepared to back up with proof, or at least some logic."
  • Rivals win sometimes.
  • Will one of you start a decent blog about yourselves? Please? (Blogs solely devoted to hating us don't count. Neither does Hellwig's happy fun times site.) When you do, we'll be glad to talk to you and meet you for games and invite you to stuff like Protect Your Unit.

Actually, you know why we're not panicking? Because we don't think UCF will ever figure out USF's secret, and we're certainly not going to tell you what it is. Unless that happens, things are not going to change very much between the two schools.

Have a nice day.

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