Thursday Night Open Thread
by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 9:17 PM EDT
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PrintMaybe tonight we'll find out what a grenade is as opposed to a landmine. Or maybe a shark will completely waste its prey. Or maybe we'll actually talk football!
P.S. As someone who loves it when sober, humor-free news outlets like the AP have to refer to absolutely ridiculous things in their stories and captions, I'd just like to say the caption to this photo is spectacular.
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Oh, of course.
We want everyone to like us, even though that will never, ever happen.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Somewhere between Lake City and Ocala.
Seriously, I don’t have a clue what I’m doing when I get there, I just know I’m going to be there.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I mentioned
this at bullspen but happy to extend the invite here. I have a tailgate spot in the bull gator lot, 2nd row. Yall are more than welcome to swing by or just set up camp. we have tents, drinks, water, etc. It’s steps from the stadium and I bet the only Green & Gold tahoe in that lot.
by Bull_Gator on Aug 5, 2010 10:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll be set up somewhere in the parking lot at Ben Hill Griffin
There will be alcohol, there will be great friends… and there will be tears of sadness unless we can find some guys to move the football.
Been waiting 10 years for this game. Might have to wait 12 for the victory however.
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This noon-ish kickoff is going to kill me.
Not that I’m much of a drinker to begin with, but if I start imbibing and then sit/stand out in the sun for three and a half hours, I will probably spend my Saturday night at Shands Hospital with an IV bag stuck in my arm.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, I've wised up for this week.
I turned the closed captioning on so I don’t miss any of the stupidity.
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"WE'LL [bleep] GO THE [bleep] OUTSIDE."
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea while I’d love to be optimistic and say we got a great shot at UF, I gotta be realistic and say it will take a great deal for us to win with what we got on this team.
Obliviated
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Vinny's eyebrows go almost to his temples. DO NOT WANT.
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I did mad work bro, now I'm gonna go sleep in the bed with my girl.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Ronnie in FULL CREEP MODE!!
Literally and figuratively
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This is pretty close to the logical limit of CREEP MODE.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
HE'S OUT OF CONTROL!
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
I love that Sitch is a 48 year old alcoholic
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Did Ronnie just wake up and immediately start drinking beer?
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IFF is "I'm Fucked Foundation" for future meme reference
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
THERE IS A 100% CHANCE I WORK I.F.F. INTO A GAME RECAP.
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I love that they drink their coffee or w/e from black plastic frat cups
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
It's because they're too stupid to add dish soap to water.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know man.
Dish soap is in a bottle, so you have to figure that out. Then some way to keep the water from going down the drain.
Complicated shit.
Thank you for the excuse to finally put this on our blog somewhere.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the goal to get out here... have a few things on this end I have to figure out first
But if so, will let you know. Would be nice if I could find my Flip Cam as well.
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike has gone full Third Person...
Great success. Celebrity Rehab appearance in 3… 2… 1
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Hey, what could make Jackass an even bigger boil on the ass of humanity?
Putting it in 3-D, of course! Let’s do it!
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That's some good social commentary about a commercial run during "Jersey Shore"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's adorable that they're all wearing the same tank tops
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
They just went to Wal-Mart, bought a 4-pack, tore it open, and handed them out.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
That shit is mad stylin yo
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ronnie's War Plan...
Sponsored by Robert McNamara and Donald Rumsfeld
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The girls go to a tranny shop.
IRONY METER BROKEN
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Shockingly J-Woww's scene dovetails with the transexual scene quite well
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
I love this comment, I like it, and I have feelings for it
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Flavor Flav just dropped all the meat.
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Snooki... I mean was there any chance the meat was falling on J-WOWWW
None. None at all.
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If you're going to be my wife, you have to learn how to clean.
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Hey Toro, did you make it to practice today?
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Doesn't practice start next week?
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Not nearly long enough
Big Brother is on 3 hours a night live…. WHY CAN’T THIS HAPPEN IN MIAMI!!!??
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Forget movie promos
Let’s get this next segment sponsored by Lexapro or Prozac for Ms. Sweetheart over here.
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Don't they have cell phones? Aren't the 80s over?
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Cell phones banned by MTV
It’s called the Bunim-Murray Corollary. It might be their greatest contribution to society.
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I think she could be the first ever fighter that is her own ring card girl
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddamn, Jake Kaufman weighed in at 362 pounds.
He’s like Jose Jose now, except without the assault and weapons charges.
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"You want some pretzels dude?"
Yes, I will be using that after shouting matches from now on.
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Angelina will eat glass before she leaves this house again
They seriously might beat the hell out of her to get her to leave though
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Irrationally so.
I’ve done at least two posts about him already and I’m sure that number will go up. He’s already replaced Jon Lejiste as “the player I like way, way too much.”
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
And I thought practice started next weekend...
Will be at practice tomorrow hopefully… and Voodoo is thrilled with TJ. He’s got a new favorite player. God knows it looks like he’s gonna get a look.
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If you want to work on [bleep], we can work on [bleep].
I’m sure that will work out beautifully.
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YOU ARE ZACK AND KELLY DONT RUIN MY FANTASY!!
Get Ronnie a brick phone stat.
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I don't think Zack ever got a tattoo on the side of his chest.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He will never regret getting a tattoo as large as his girlfriend
That was a very wise decision. It won’t possibly end badly someday at all.
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If we had a bullpen, I wouldn't be sweating box scores every day
We’re still winning the division, I just wish we could have wrapped it up earlier.
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got a phone call about guys live feeding sharks on Discovery Channel
You think I’m turning off Jersey Shore?? Not on your life
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This is Johnny Van Der Meer territory now
First to get bounced off the show twice in a row. Stellar.
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
She had to have something going for the producers to bring her back.
(Pissing everyone off so she can cause fights)
Excellent use of "AKA" instead of "FYI".
as in “that AKA was married.”
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She's like my puppy.
Our puppy does things even though we tell her not to, and we get mad at her. Except SHE’S A FREAKING PUPPY and Angelina is an adult.
Well, more like “adult.”
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Again, this show has not failed to meet very high expectations
I was worried about Season Two. Sequels often fail.
No more my friends. No more.
If Pitt lives up to their expectations like JS2 has, they will be BCS Champions.
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Angelina got drunk, lost her shit, slapped Pauly, everyone hates her again.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
For the second year in a row.
If what you’re all saying and what I’m figuring out is correct, she did this last year, didn’t she? Pissed everyone off to the point where they threw her out?
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 5, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
It's pretty much exactly the same.
Technically, the reason she got kicked off last year was because she didn’t show up for work and got fired. But, everyone hated her before that.
She was too lazy to go to work, got fired, and had to leave
She put all her stuff in trash bags and left. Yup, Hefty bags. A true highlight.
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to the guilty pleasure of a lifetime
This is literally the only reality show I watch. But find a better one. Not. Possible.
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by Collin Sherwin on Aug 5, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
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