To USF Athletics, or whoever might be in charge of such things: We're not being sarcastic here, this is a serious suggestion that's meant to be helpful. Do you think you could arrange for one of these Florida Licensing on Wheels trucks to come by the IAF one afternoon so that all of our athletes can get their driver license situations squared away? It's obvious that the police on and around campus are gunning for people who have expired or invalid licenses. (See: Jerome Murphy today, and what seems like about 15 other USF athletes over the last few years.) It's no fun seeing our people being arrested because their licenses aren't up to date, and it doesn't help our image any with people who think USF is some kind of safe house for thugs and miscreants. As always, thanks for everything you do. Sincerely, The Voodoo Five Staff