This was the last thing Coach Holtz said from his town hall meeting last night.

A new preacher comes into town, and he is preparing his sermon for his 9am service, and there is only one person there. The preacher says to the man, "Where is everyone?" The man replies, "Well I’m a farmer, and if I go to feed the cows, and only one cow shows up I still have to feed him."

So the preacher goes for an hour and a half, pounding the pulpit and goes on and on. After the sermon, the preacher asks the man, "So how was it?" The farmer says to the preacher, "Well I’m a farmer, and if only one cow shows up to eat, I’ll be damned if I give him the whole bale of hay!"